Pre-marital relationships in Nigeria
have undergone a series of evolution
within the last few decades and with
the likes of Telemundo, Telenovela
and other foreign romantic proses
importing various ideas into the
system (be it myth, real or fantasy),
there’s no telling how awkward
things may get in a few decades
ahead.
“Cheating” (a slang used to connote
infidelity in marriages, relationships
and partnerships) is one of the most
intolerable offences in relationships
which oftentime leads to a break up.
However, we hear of cases where a
partner is caught cheating but gets
forgiven. Is this weird or something?
Well, speaking from a Male
perspective, guys HARDLY forgive a
cheating girlfriend.
The worst thing you can lose in a guy
is his trust.
Once the trust goes out of the door,
love, care and every other bond you
both had will leave through the
window. (it could be immediately, it
could be gradual, but it eventually
does)
Nevertheless, there are guys who
wouldn’t mind keeping their girl
despite catching them red-handed
and their categories could be stated
as follows:
1.) The Low Self-Esteem Guys:
These kind of guys simply think they
can’t find anyone better or that no
one else would be willing to accept
him like she did so they’d rather
stick around and ‘manage’ her like
that.
These type piss me off!
They are usually ugly, broke, lazy,
dull and have no potential at all.
2.) The Vengeful Guys:
Oh boy, these ones no get joy at all
oh. Once they discover you’ve been
shining other guys kondo behind
their backs, they simple delete
whatever love they feel for you and
will keep crushing your honeypot
until they just get tired and dump
you outrightly. The after-effect is
usually very bad on the lady and
could immediately destroy her worth
especially if he has pounded her
many times, publicizes it and tells his
pals how awful you stink down
there!
Damn! Hard guys!
3.) The Freestyle Guys:
These ones don’t love you. They are
almost like the ‘hard guys’ stated
above but they simply don’t give a
cockroach egg what you do with your
honeypot. All they care about it
“chop make I chop, no be me own
your stuff”.
In most cases, they were even
cheating on you with someone else
before finding out about yours so
they won’t even feel it.
They’ll simply join the long chain of
guys out there and destroy your
onions, and when they feel your
services are no longer required, you
know what’s next.
4.) The “I am a Gentleman” or the
“Jesus” Guys:
These kind of guys can pretend for
Africa!
Jeez! I really hate people like this.
They first feel inferior to the guy
she’s cheating on them with and
when she begs for forgiveness, they
make her believe he loves her better
than the other guy possibly can.
It is usually common with guys who
haven’t tasted the honeypot before
catching her red-handed so they
wouldn’t wanna lose all the money
they’ve spent on her and try to keep
her so he’ll try to get under her skirt
to get back all he invested on her.
A common statement they tend to say
is “You know I’ll always treat you
like an angel that you are.”
Green snakes!
5.) The ‘Yakub’ Guys
Hehehehe relating to one thread that
sprung up earlier, these type of guys
are even unsure of their place in the
girl’s life (whether the true man or
just a tool used to kill boredom). So,
like the low self-esteem guys, they’ll
just hang on and try to decipher
what you’re up to, come to
Naijaloaded to ask for advice
and……. just hang on sha.
They don’t know whether to end it or
continue. They’re just there.
6.) The Truly Loving Guys:
Mehn, this ones are extremely rare!
I salute their “love” oh.
They have what every Lady wants in
a man yet they choose to give this
cheating lady another chance.
Mind you, their trust becomes very
fragile and any seed of doubt planted
once again would result to a garden
of heartbreak for the lady.
They may have tasted the honeypot a
thousand times but they’re never
tired of the love they have for the
lady and they don’t cheat.
This type give just one chance,
nothing more.
I hail una oh!
Once again, if your man catches you
cheating, it’d be better for you to
consider that relationship 75% over
cos they are aware that the
population of girls fars exceeds that
of guys (16 girls to 1 guy) so they
easily move on.
have undergone a series of evolution
within the last few decades and with
the likes of Telemundo, Telenovela
and other foreign romantic proses
importing various ideas into the
system (be it myth, real or fantasy),
there’s no telling how awkward
things may get in a few decades
ahead.
“Cheating” (a slang used to connote
infidelity in marriages, relationships
and partnerships) is one of the most
intolerable offences in relationships
which oftentime leads to a break up.
However, we hear of cases where a
partner is caught cheating but gets
forgiven. Is this weird or something?
Well, speaking from a Male
perspective, guys HARDLY forgive a
cheating girlfriend.
The worst thing you can lose in a guy
is his trust.
Once the trust goes out of the door,
love, care and every other bond you
both had will leave through the
window. (it could be immediately, it
could be gradual, but it eventually
does)
Nevertheless, there are guys who
wouldn’t mind keeping their girl
despite catching them red-handed
and their categories could be stated
as follows:
1.) The Low Self-Esteem Guys:
These kind of guys simply think they
can’t find anyone better or that no
one else would be willing to accept
him like she did so they’d rather
stick around and ‘manage’ her like
that.
These type piss me off!
They are usually ugly, broke, lazy,
dull and have no potential at all.
2.) The Vengeful Guys:
Oh boy, these ones no get joy at all
oh. Once they discover you’ve been
shining other guys kondo behind
their backs, they simple delete
whatever love they feel for you and
will keep crushing your honeypot
until they just get tired and dump
you outrightly. The after-effect is
usually very bad on the lady and
could immediately destroy her worth
especially if he has pounded her
many times, publicizes it and tells his
pals how awful you stink down
there!
Damn! Hard guys!
3.) The Freestyle Guys:
These ones don’t love you. They are
almost like the ‘hard guys’ stated
above but they simply don’t give a
cockroach egg what you do with your
honeypot. All they care about it
“chop make I chop, no be me own
your stuff”.
In most cases, they were even
cheating on you with someone else
before finding out about yours so
they won’t even feel it.
They’ll simply join the long chain of
guys out there and destroy your
onions, and when they feel your
services are no longer required, you
know what’s next.
4.) The “I am a Gentleman” or the
“Jesus” Guys:
These kind of guys can pretend for
Africa!
Jeez! I really hate people like this.
They first feel inferior to the guy
she’s cheating on them with and
when she begs for forgiveness, they
make her believe he loves her better
than the other guy possibly can.
It is usually common with guys who
haven’t tasted the honeypot before
catching her red-handed so they
wouldn’t wanna lose all the money
they’ve spent on her and try to keep
her so he’ll try to get under her skirt
to get back all he invested on her.
A common statement they tend to say
is “You know I’ll always treat you
like an angel that you are.”
Green snakes!
5.) The ‘Yakub’ Guys
Hehehehe relating to one thread that
sprung up earlier, these type of guys
are even unsure of their place in the
girl’s life (whether the true man or
just a tool used to kill boredom). So,
like the low self-esteem guys, they’ll
just hang on and try to decipher
what you’re up to, come to
Naijaloaded to ask for advice
and……. just hang on sha.
They don’t know whether to end it or
continue. They’re just there.
6.) The Truly Loving Guys:
Mehn, this ones are extremely rare!
I salute their “love” oh.
They have what every Lady wants in
a man yet they choose to give this
cheating lady another chance.
Mind you, their trust becomes very
fragile and any seed of doubt planted
once again would result to a garden
of heartbreak for the lady.
They may have tasted the honeypot a
thousand times but they’re never
tired of the love they have for the
lady and they don’t cheat.
This type give just one chance,
nothing more.
I hail una oh!
Once again, if your man catches you
cheating, it’d be better for you to
consider that relationship 75% over
cos they are aware that the
population of girls fars exceeds that
of guys (16 girls to 1 guy) so they
easily move on.
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